I am a fiction writer, songwriter, and master chef of microwavable oatmeal. I am the only person on the planet that apparently hates coffee, so when Starbucks flips the switch on the neurotransmitters they've laced their super-duper-vanilla-soy-pumpkin-chai-thai lattes with to zombie mode, I will be the only person on Earth not scarfing down brains like Black Friday Walmart shoppers scavenging aisles for post-Thanksgiving stuffing ingredients.
What do they say about me?
"He is a really good tutor and teaches me good things I can use at school."
What is your teaching style?
I think about Haagen Dazs alot!